The Offspring Smash Album Socks Official Band Apparel

These crew socks are officially licensed apparel.  The socks will fit U.S. men's shoe size 6-12 (UK Size 7-11).

E-Commerce sites have a Bad Habit of writing poor product descriptions.  If I want Nerd Imports to be your go to choice for awesome merch than I've Gotta Get Away from my old writing style and give you Something to Believe In.  So here I am, So Alone, overlooking my low Self Esteem so that I can Come Out and Play!  It'll Be a Long Time before I'm proficient but here goes my first attempt:

These Offspring socks are a must have for any Killboy Powerhead.  When you're friends see you, they'll ask in awe, "What Happened to You?"

That's Not the One.  I was foolish to think I'd Smash it on the first try.  Well I hope you like my Genocide.  I was briefly filled with Youth Energy  but now it's Time to Relax.

There, I hope you enjoyed our time together today
You know, it seems harder and harder
To just sit back and enjoy the finer things in life
Well, till next time
Ta-ta!

Also, I was today years old when I learned that Killboy Powerhead was a cover of a song from a band called the Didjits.  I've loved The Offspring's Smash album since I first bought it back in 1996(yes, I know it came out in 1994 but it took a while for me to discover the awesomeness of Punk Rock in my teenage years).