Dungeons and Dragons

This is an "advanced" category.  Hahaha you see what I did there?  It was only natural that I made that joke as I believe it to be critical that I fill this website with my personality...which is a combination of dad jokes and puns.  It looks like I'm on a roll.  Ok, I guess I should stop before you pull out your longsword and dice me to bits.  I wouldn't want you getting locked up in a dungeon.

Stop?  Sorry but I will show you GNOMERCY.  Wondering how I can be so cavalier with my AD&D puns? I was hoping you would praise me for my initiative. 

I used to tell these jokes at the local gaming shop but I have been bard from going back.  Oh, the word is "barred."  Sorry about that--it was a Clerical error!